The Reader 2008

I'm not very good.

Frozen 2013

Due to his unmanly blondness?

Braveheart 1995

Where are the rest of you? Where's Wallace?

Schindlers List 1993

Two and a half metres each.

Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels 1998

He's got some adhesive mates.

Indiana Jones and the Dial of Destiny 2023

Indy?

Nuovo Cinema Paradiso 1988

I was hoping...

Bajrangi Bhaijaan 2015

...the Pakistani army takes rounds in every 10 minutes.